take everything as an experience

alyssa. gemini. 17 from new york. take after my dad's bronx attitude even though i wasn't born there or ever lived there. i'm (clearly) a sucker for breaking bad, teen wolf, arrested development, dylan o'brien, and skins. feel free to ask me any questions that are not repulsively offensive, and feel free to send me asks about any problem you may be dealing with!

Apr 23

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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ven0moth:

I CANT BREATHE

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Mar 31

double-chins-and-deuces asked: hey d! i honestly LOVE your blog. it's been so helpful for me and for a lot of other people too! since i recently became sexually active, i've been able to take all of your tips and put them to use (finally!) you're super duper awesome and you rock balls and i love you c: haha just thought i'd let you know since you get so much hate all the time for not being able to answer questions immediately. people should be grateful that you're even running this blog! anywho, just thought i'd let ya know!

sexxxpertise:

Aww thanks bae! I do my best. So glad to help. Love you :) 

xoxo

-D

wahhh love you too!! c:


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Mar 3

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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jailor:

I have no room on my own bed

jailor:

I have no room on my own bed


talom:

believe

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dutchster:

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

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bxbyblue:

so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls

she found bear grylls

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kinglnthenorth:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

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